Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Your tits are I can't wait for
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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