I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
I just got an email from a bridal website with the subject "Countdown to your Wedding Day"... is 11AM too early to drink the rest of the wine we have?
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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