the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
I microwaved pizza rolls, a hot dog, and bacon in the same plate with no paper towels. I drank the grease at the end. I'm going to vomit everywhere.
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
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