oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
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