If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
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