I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I'm paying a homeless guy $20 to follow me around bars tonight with a boombox playing the theme to Rocky.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
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