he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
Todays life lesson brought to you by last nights half pitchers of cheap sangria: you'll never get the stain or the SMELL of sangria vomit out of your bedroom carpet.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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