Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
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