this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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