Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
i think my tv is drunk
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
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