More tranny stories later!
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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