Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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