I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
A woman with Alzheimer's pointed at me and said, "Don't forget to wear socks, because you're a lady!" I think it's legit advice.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
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