my vag is so smooth its legendary
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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