she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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