You really coming over, don't trick.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
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