So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
It took me longer to finish the bottle of scotch we bought together on New Years than it did for her to meet a new guy and get engaged
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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