do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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