so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
"Functional." Your standards for how you feel after drinking are so high.
When your night starts by chugging margarita and drinking vodka out of tupperware, I feel it's best to stay realistic.
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
Randomize
