So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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