I'll bet she douches with gravy.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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