I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
You told him you were auditioning guys for your new show: "So You Think You Can Fuck."
Best pick-up line ever!
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
the night ended with taco bell and tears
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
Do you remember telling the Uber driver that "his cologne makes you want to bone"?
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
He literally asked permission to hit on me
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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