So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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