"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
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