Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
Thank you for not boning my boss.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
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