Me too!
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
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