About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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