Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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