thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
You just made me feel so damn special
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
Ladies don't puke and tell
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
Randomize
