And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
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