I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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