My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
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