butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
Randomize
