with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
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