i'm returning your mother's day gift to finance my alcoholism over the next week.
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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