There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
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