Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
Randomize
