Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
The beers last night were like the tears from god
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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