on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
I'm just crazy horny about you
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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