oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
That's when you crack a 10am beer
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
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