Your mouth is God's brothel.
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
i wish starbucks made bloody marys
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
I am one with the molecules
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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