I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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