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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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