Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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