I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
When did angry sex become our thing?
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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