goodnight i made you a song goodbye
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
I fill condoms, not promises.
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
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