so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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