Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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