Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
I have surprise drugs for everyone
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
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