I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
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