Little spoons don't ask big questions
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
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