The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
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