well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
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