When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
This is why you don't make out with cougars at a bar... I got a linkedin request from her, wtf?
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
You blacked out and then went around stealing other peoples phones and leaving yourself voicemails
I got two from random numbers, the first was me and said "Don't forget you murdered Josh in Wii Bowling"
The second Jenn said "You are ridiculously smart for drunk dialing yourself"
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
Randomize
