How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
Don't worry, your car is safe with me. I am throwing watermelons out of it at mailboxes and hipster kids.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
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