I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
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