Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
I think I'm drunk. That wine was old. I found it behind the water heater next to the mouse poison.
I can't feel my brain.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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