there's paper in my vomit.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
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