When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
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