when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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