She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
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