I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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