Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
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