She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
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